CHPLO – Black Hole’s Scream
CHPLO – Black Hole’s Scream Sold at the end-of-time stalls Description: Smooth black spheres like cosmic coal, slicing them releases a whistle like matter swallowed by the void. Inside glow red lines like dying meteors. Heat:10,000,000 Scoville — not pain, but a feeling of fading, like your tongue is disappearing into nothingness for 3 seconds. Growing:Grown in the “Event Horizon Gardens” with unbreakable shovels, watered with star gases pulled from black hole edges. Harvest:Requires a Singularity-Resistant Suit (made from Einstein’s equations) and picking within 0.0001 seconds before redshift swallows it. Selling:At “Astro-Impossibility Markets”, every Thursday, traders from parallel universes gather. Buying:Offer a “particle of antimatter” (stored in a magnetic cage) and tell the vendor a joke that makes him laugh, despite him losing laughter for 400 years. Price: 3 grams of “Lost Time” (extracted from clocks frozen during cosmic disasters).