This Cryptfluencer’s tweets have more impact than actual blockchain technology! With a single emoji, he can pump a coin to new heights—before sending it crashing down harder than a rug-pulled meme token. Self-proclaimed “Whale Whisperer,” he claims to have insider connections, but most of his market-moving tips are as stable as a DeFi hack. When the market’s up, he’s a genius; when it’s down, he’s “temporarily off-grid.”