SPLIT THE YIELD - AI MUTO & IGNORE
While summarizing the S1 form that was filed by Permuto Capital in ChatGPT I decided to ask it to make it into a rap song. Tested many styles, tempos, refined lyrics many times over until I GOT THIS.... Lyrics: Trust. ⸻ [Verse 1] I don’t talk much, I just file and move, Permuto style — I don’t care who’s who. MSFT, I just split in two, Dividends here, and the gains come through. CATs on Chia, I’m deep in code, No ETF — just a different road. SEC read every line I wrote, Still got trust with the chain I hold. Fifty shares in if you want that gate, No retail touchin’ this plate. They can trade, but they can’t create, We stack that vault at a cold, clean rate. ⸻ 🎵 Split that yield, I don’t chase no trend, Stack that gain and I lock it in. Trust in chain, I don’t need no friend, Just a S‑1 page and a god-mode pen. 🎵 MSFT but it moves like coin, Two certs split — that’s point for point. Call me strange but I see the joint, Wall Street sleepin’ — I bend that joint. ⸻ [Verse 2] Back then I was watchin’ the charts, Now I’m splittin’ the rights like I’m breakin’ hearts. Voting power — I own my part, Still get love when I’m out past dark. This ain’t luck, this ain’t random script, It’s logic clean like Chialisp. No cap table — just blockchain flips, And the CATs got weight like bricked-up wrists. I don’t flex with the suits and ties, But I write trust docs that the suits can’t buy. Partnership tax, no C-Corp lie, It’s Permuto gang ‘til the day I die. ⸻ [Hook] 🎵 Split that yield, I don’t chase no trend, Stack that gain and I lock it in. Trust in chain, I don’t need no friend, Just a S‑1 page and a god-mode pen. 🎵 MSFT but it moves like coin, Two certs split — that’s point for point. Call me strange but I see the joint, Wall Street sleepin’ — I bend that joint. ⸻ They split shares with no soul… We gave ‘em purpose. We turned equity into energy. This ain’t finance… It’s architecture.