Costermonger's Contoured Opened Deceptive Capsicumel Heir

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Bottles! Get your bottles 'ere! Short ones, tall ones, get 'em while you can! Oh, what a fine choice, sir!--er...or maddam! You can't go wrong with this one. I'd choose this one meself! This Capsicumel smells of Spicy, Honey, and tastes of Spicy, Honey, right and proper! The Clear on that Nothing topped Heritage bottle really catches your eye, don't it? What's that? Will it get you addled? It is 10.49% alcohol by volume, so take that as you will. You'll buy it? Thank you for your patronage, and farewell. Oi! Before you go, that drink's been out of the demijohn now 2 whole months! Give it a month or two before you drink it!

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